This page is dedicated to witty and sarcastic comments by me, if you can, make up one and add it as a comment.
- A man driving without seat-belts has an accident and is thrown forward towards the dashboard. A figurine of Jesus with both arms raised poke him in the eye leaving him blind. Doctor's diagnosis said he was blinded by religion.
- She said her body is the house of the Lord. I said, "I was glad when they said onto me, let us go into the house of the Lord"
- white women with lascivious curves, eg Scarlett Johansson, were created in secret labs by the Illuminati to cause the downfall of black men.
- The thing about quotes from the internet is, there's no way to verify their authenticity - by William Shakespeare
- Matt Damon believes strongly in two things, sequels and reincarnation. Basically, he believes he will be Bourne again.
- After scientifically observing the female Homo sapien in her natural environment, The Mall, over an extended period of time I've come up with a scientific law known as the law of MINI SKIRTS;
When comparing ladies wearing mini skirts, length of skirt (L) is inversely proportional to length of hair (H).
L = k/H (where k is a constant of proportionality)
ie: The longer the hair the shorter the skirt.
- Rihanna or Chris Brown who do I refers? Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time
- Chris Brown announced he'll be releasing a new album, "Chris Brown's Greatest Hits", the album art is a picture of Rihanna
- Blackberry Porsche Gh¢3000.00; who said talk is cheap
- Rolex Watch with diamonds $6500; because time is money
- High price of coffins; because the cost of living is high
- talking alarm watch; because time will tell
- long banking queues; because it pays to wait
- algebra; because your Ex gives you problems
- Stevie Wonders love songs; because love is blind
- you can't afford a valentine gift; because money can't buy love
- blackmail; because knowledge is power
- Shoprite prices, Gh¢6.99; because change is constant
- Prince Tagoe playing for Black Stars? Even George Bush became president of America
- The search for Osama bin Laden; a good man is hard to find
- Lost on the Tetteh Quarshie interchange; what goes around comes around
- I heard Seal and Heidi are divorced; so much for Beauty and the Beast