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Sarcasm 101

This page is dedicated to witty and sarcastic comments by me, if you can, make up one and add it as a comment.

  •  A man driving without seat-belts has an accident and is thrown forward towards the dashboard. A figurine of Jesus with both arms raised poke him in the eye leaving him blind. Doctor's diagnosis said he was blinded by religion.

  •  She said her body is the house of the Lord. I said, "I was glad when they said onto me, let us go into the house of the Lord" 

  • white women with lascivious curves, eg Scarlett Johansson, were created in secret labs by the Illuminati to cause the downfall of black men

  •  The thing about quotes from the internet is, there's no way to verify their authenticity - by William Shakespeare

  • Matt Damon believes strongly in two things, sequels and reincarnation. Basically, he believes he will be Bourne again. 

  • After scientifically observing the female Homo sapien in her natural environment, The Mall, over an extended period of time I've come up with a scientific law known as the law of MINI SKIRTS;

It states:
When comparing ladies wearing mini skirts, length of skirt (L) is inversely proportional to length of hair (H).

L = k/H (where k is a constant of proportionality)

ie: The longer the hair the shorter the skirt.

  • Rihanna or Chris Brown who do I refers? Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time

  • Chris Brown announced he'll be releasing a new album, "Chris Brown's Greatest Hits", the album art is a picture of Rihanna

  • Blackberry Porsche Gh¢3000.00; who said talk is cheap

  • Rolex Watch with diamonds $6500; because time is money

  • High price of coffins; because the cost of living is high

  • talking alarm watch; because time will tell
  • long banking queues; because it pays to wait

  • algebra; because your Ex gives you problems

  • Stevie Wonders love songs; because love is blind

  • you can't afford a valentine gift; because money can't buy love

  • blackmail; because knowledge is power

  • Shoprite prices, Gh¢6.99; because change is constant

  • Prince Tagoe playing for Black Stars? Even George Bush became president of America

  • The search for Osama bin Laden; a good man is hard to find

  • Lost on the Tetteh Quarshie interchange; what goes around comes around
  • I heard Seal and Heidi are divorced; so much for Beauty and the Beast


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